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My name is Alex, 21/10/1990 was my day of birth, which was a sunday, (also the day Nirvana recorded some tracks forever known as "The John Peel Sessions"). I'm Currently living in Ayr, (somewhere in Scotland). I'm N.E.E.T. (Google it). I'm single. I'm an avid fan of all things zombie related, comics and poop. I like music and making a noise that resembles music alone and with my band currently named: Eloi. I have 13 tattoos and counting. I also enjoy alcoholic beverages, watching anime, reading, playing computer games and avoiding the outside world. I wouldn't say I hate everybody but it's kind of like guilty until proven innocent. I don't believe in a god, a creator or some sort of higher being Its just us on this rock spinning round the sun at approx 67000 miles per hour.

And I guess the rest is history.
May 11
proustitute: From Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks

proustitute:

From Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks

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May 10

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“ Tonight you’re all gonna be part of a social experiment. Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I’m ready right now to blow you all sky high. Anyone attempts to get off their boat, you all die. Each of you has a remote… to blow up the other boat. At midnight, I blow you all up. If, however, one of you presses the button, I’ll let that boat live. So, who’s it going to be: Harvey Dent’s most wanted scumbag collection, or the sweet and innocent civilians? You choose… oh, and you might want to decide quickly, because the people on the other boat might not be so noble. The Joker - The Dark Knight
May 3

So I’m going to Stranraer this weekend where its customary to drink a lot.

and masturbate over pictures of livestock.

May 2

There are not enough doctor who dual screen desktop wallpapers out there so i had to do some shooping. 

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thetardisillusion:

youtubershaveruinedme:

samyoulittleshit:

iangallaghers:

jawn-wadson:

(dat mean he luv him moar den 4evr)

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lyk if u cryed

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i cri evrytim :(

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May 1

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tvdotcom:

Fantastic!

fuckin-man-suit:

by Megan Lara and Omega Man 5000

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thedoctorwillsaveme: asilookatthemoon: thepriest: Wilder was initially hesitant, but finally accepted the role under one condition: When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself… but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause. When Stuart asked why, Wilder replied, “because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.” Gene Wilder was a genius. I will always reblog this.

thedoctorwillsaveme:

asilookatthemoon:

thepriest:

Wilder was initially hesitant, but finally accepted the role under one condition:

When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself… but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.

When Stuart asked why, Wilder replied, “because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”

Gene Wilder was a genius.

I will always reblog this.

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freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties.

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redshiftrebels: Good ol bush.

redshiftrebels:

Good ol bush.

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fuckyesdeadpool: by ぴぃ 

fuckyesdeadpool:

by ぴぃ 

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