My name is Alex, 21/10/1990 was my day of birth, which was a sunday, (also the day Nirvana recorded some tracks forever known as "The John Peel Sessions"). I'm Currently living in Ayr, (somewhere in Scotland). I'm N.E.E.T. (Google it). I'm single. I'm an avid fan of all things zombie related, comics and poop. I like music and making a noise that resembles music alone and with my band currently named: Eloi. I have 13 tattoos and counting. I also enjoy alcoholic beverages, watching anime, reading, playing computer games and avoiding the outside world. I wouldn't say I hate everybody but it's kind of like guilty until proven innocent. I don't believe in a god, a creator or some sort of higher being Its just us on this rock spinning round the sun at approx 67000 miles per hour.
And I guess the rest is history.
Tonight you’re all gonna be part of a social experiment. Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I’m ready right now to blow you all sky high. Anyone attempts to get off their boat, you all die. Each of you has a remote… to blow up the other boat. At midnight, I blow you all up. If, however, one of you presses the button, I’ll let that boat live. So, who’s it going to be: Harvey Dent’s most wanted scumbag collection, or the sweet and innocent civilians? You choose… oh, and you might want to decide quickly, because the people on the other boat might not be so noble.
The Joker - The Dark Knight
and masturbate over pictures of livestock.